| Opening Credits | |
| Vince Fontaine: | This is the main brain, Vince Fontaine, beginning your day with the only way. |
| Music, Music, Music. | |
| Get out of bed, it's the first day of school. | |
| Don't be a slob, don't get a job. Go back to class, you can pass. | |
| And to start the day off nice and fine, we’re gonna play a new old favorite of mine. | |
| [“GREASE” – Frankie Valli] | |
| *I saw my problems and I see the light* | |
| *We got a loving thing, we gotta feed it right* | |
| *There ain’t no danger we can go too far* | |
| *We start believing now that we can be who we are* | |
| *Grease is the word* | |
| *They think our love is just a growing pain* | |
| *Why don’t they understand, it’s just a crying shame* | |
| *Their lips are lying only real is real* | |
| *We start to find right now we got to be what we feel* | |
| *Grease is the word (Grease is the word, is the word, that you heard)* | |
| *It’s got groove, it’s got meaning* | |
| *Grease is the time is the place is the motion* | |
| *Grease is the way we are feeling* | |
| *We take the pressure and we throw away* | |
| *Conventionality belongs to yesterday* | |
| *There is a chance that we can make it so far* | |
| *We start believing now that we can be who we are* | |
| *Grease is the word (Grease is the word, is the word, that you heard)* | |
| *It’s got groove, it’s got meaning* | |
| *Grease is the time is the place is the motion* | |
| *Now, Grease is the way we are feeling* | |
| *This is a life of illusion* | |
| *Wrapped up in trouble (trouble), laced with confusion* | |
| *What are we doing here?* | |
| *We take the pressure and we throw away* | |
| *Conventionality belongs to yesterday* | |
| *There is a chance that we can make it so far* | |
| *We start believing now that we can be who we are* | |
| *Grease is the word (Grease is the word, is the word, that you heard)* | |
| *It’s got groove, it’s got meaning* | |
| *Grease is the time is the place is the motion* | |
| *Now, Grease is the way we are feeling* | |
| *Grease is the word (is the word, that you heard)* | |
| *It’s got groove, it’s got meaning (groove and meaning)* | |
| *Grease is the time is the place is the motion* | |
| *Now, Grease is the way we are feeling* | |
| *Grease is the word* | |
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