| Principal McGee’s Office | |
| [chimes] | |
| Principal McGee: | Attention, seniors. |
| Before the merriment of commencement commences, I hope that your years with us here at Rydell High have prepared you for the challenges you face. | |
| Who knows, among you there may be a future Eleanor Roosevelt, or a Rosemary Clooney. | |
| And among you young men, there may be a Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower, or even a Vice President Nixon. | |
| But always you will have the glorious memories of Rydell High. | |
| Rydell forever. Bon voyage. | |
| [chimes] | |
| Oh, Blanche, stop blubbering. | |